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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 12:10

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
McDonald's shares slip after downgrade spurred by weight-loss drug popularity - CBS News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
These Diabetes Drugs Are Finding New Life as an Antiaging Hack - WSJ
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
So they tried
Still no good
No go.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.