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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

McDonald's shares slip after downgrade spurred by weight-loss drug popularity - CBS News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

These Diabetes Drugs Are Finding New Life as an Antiaging Hack - WSJ

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Just Discovered a ‘Super-Earth’ : Atmosphere, Size, Distance… It Has It All! - The Daily Galaxy

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

More measles exposures are happening at airports and tourist destinations. Here’s what travelers need to know - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

When Don Nelson collects Chuck Daly Lifetime Achievement Award, he’ll throw shade at Doncic trade - San Francisco Chronicle

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

So they tried

Still no good

No go.

New theory could finally make ‘quantum gravity’ a reality – and prove Einstein wrong - BBC Science Focus Magazine

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are you already having anal sex?